gold spoon

To be so spoiled you can get anything in life; To receive anything that you ask for

Sachin is such a gold spoon. He gets anything he asks his parents for.

by LilCrouton May 10, 2020

spoon ejaculation

flicking a food that could possibly look like sperm off the end of a bent spoon towards a person or persons.

John - "dude you better not spoon ejaculate those mash potatoes on me."

Ben - "come on dude when's the last time i did that?"

John - "um yesterday! u stained my shirt with your damn spoon ejaculation!"

by bloodrush140 March 18, 2010

Spoon Rapist

A person who big spoons another person when the other person physically or vocally objects to the said spooning.

Lynne is a spoon rapist.

She spoon raped me.

That man spends most of his time serial spoon raping.

by Fox in sox April 19, 2011

Spoon Fish

using a spoon to fish out all the best pieces of a mixture

Quit spoon fishin all the cashews out of the mixed nuts!

No spoon fishing all the meat out of that pot of chili.

by W Pennypacker January 7, 2010

rusty spooning

When you spoon with a REALLY old person

"During my time camping, I WAS rusty spooning my grandma"

by The original rusty spoon February 4, 2016

spoon god

The belief in and reverence for a superhuman controlling power of one who provides the worlds most affectionate cuddling whereby a man lays behind a woman with his arms wrapped securely around the woman eliciting feelings of extreme bliss and security.

Anthony is a Spoon God.

by SGW. September 7, 2016

sphincter spoon

A very soft and skinny spoon used to clean the deep, dark, dank areas of one's ass.

"Yo where da fuck is my sphincter spoon at, I needs me self a cleanin"

by Jim J January 27, 2006