Spongebob

A show every teen watches but is too scared to admit it

Joshua: hey bro do you like spongebob?
Autumn: what is that supposed to mean?
Joshua: spongebob is cool and you apparently are lame and unedgy if you don't watch it
Autumn: ok I love spongebob it's the best show ever

by RainbowUnicornSparkles March 27, 2017

Spongebob

A sexy god

WOW SPONGEBOB IS SUCH A SEXY GOD I WANT TO KISS HIM OK BYE

by A.J.I blah bla h November 22, 2020

Spongebob

A show in 1999 (still continuing) about a sponge who can walk and talk (make a horror movie with that) with his neighbour that really hates him, a squid! The sponge isn't that smart so he doesn't know even though the squid is shouting it in his face, The sponge's bestie is a are you ready? DRUMROLL PLEASE?! A starfish! His Boss (ya he has a job) R U ready DRUMROLL AGAIN!? A greedy crab!

nrd: LOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
bully: WHAT YOU WATCHIN NERD?!
nrd: Spongebob
bully and nerd: *watches together*

by Mr.CleanGuy March 23, 2021

Spongebob

square sponge boy making drugged patties for pennies

bro: stop being like spongebob
bro 2: no

by ADisownedSponge July 19, 2023

Drug Sponge (SpongeBob)

A human who has used illicit substances in such massive doses daily, usually since adolescence. This results in a near inability to feel completely content with their high, unless several substances are used in conjunction. E.G. “fuck man I just took 90mg of methadone, waited a bit and shot a goofball with qt. Gram of h and half a g of speed. Now I gotta take these bars, probably gonna smoke a half g of fetty powder and half a ball of crystal after” while most users would think of this as wasteful or suicidal some users who since developing neurologically alongside several high doses of illicit substances become nearly immune to over use of several conflicting substances. DRUG SPONGE

Noun- Drug Sponge (SpongeBob)
Homie-“You good dawg”?
You-“yeah man sorry I took my 120mg dose of methadone, smoked some dark and clear off foil, ate those rolls, and took 20mg of Valium.”
Homie-“yeah fam, you’re a mfin sponge for sure.”

by Fettyfuckfaceforfuxsake April 4, 2023

Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome.

Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome (Professionally abbreviated to FSKS) is a rare physical symptom on mainly mens knees where the knees turn lightly yellow with black lumps which resemble the key patterns of famous cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants. This is caused of a lack of blood flow in the fingers which cause the ears, nipples, toes, nose and especially the knees which is what causes the knees to turn pale and slightly yellow. The black lumps on the knees can cause slight irritation but nothing more.

“The new born baby is born with Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome.”

by SonnyK December 23, 2024

SpongeBob kid

A secretly gay white male, a Christian who pursues being a priest in his mid age but the only reason he pursues working in churches is because of his lore from being molested by a Christian priest as a child

“Your such a SpongeBob kid”

by Spongebob kid April 24, 2024