Mental Slap

When an insult is so surprising and uncalled for, it's the equivalent of slapping someone across the face. Kind of like verbal slap, the only difference being that mental slaps usually are an insult to intelligence, as verbal slaps can pertain to anything.

Person One - (Blah blah blah)
Person Two - ...You're an idiot!
Person Three - Mental Slap!

by More Awesome Than Thou November 26, 2005

Homie slap

When u heterosexually slap ur homies ass

Unless you have a girl don t abuse the homie slap because u will seem gay to your homies

If u have a girl u are allowed to slap ur homies as much as you want

Guy:*slaps his homie*
The homie:*gets his ass slapped by the his homie*
Girl:"isn t that gay "
The guy:"nah i just homie slapped him"

by Ya boy stefan October 16, 2019

dutch slap

A combination of a "dutch oven" and "bitch slap", wherein one releases flatulence into his or her own hand and proceeds to "bitch slap" an opponent. The smell is horrendous.

I dutch slapped your wife this morning.

by The Lone Appendage June 13, 2009

happy slap

A situation in which a chav or scally will approach you with the aim of filming you being slapped, punched, or otherwise inconvenienced, but instead gets a broken jaw, a hospital stay and his phone stolen.

The happy part is sending the video to every single person in the would-be perpetrator's phone, especially if there's one called "Mam".

If anyone tries happy slapping me when I am next in England then this is what will happen.

by Squealpiggy September 16, 2005

slapping the meat

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I spent all last night slapping the meat."

by Dean March 25, 2005

Bulgarian Slap

I have never heard of this term, but the definition that the other dude gave is totally and utterly wrong. 1st Bulgaria was under Ottoman rule during the 1700s and they had rebellions on their mind and not how to slap each other w/ their "wangs". 2nd, Bulgaria NEVER had dukes. The nobility is called in a very different way.

I don't know what that other dude was on when he wrote what Bulgarian Slap is but that's wrong...

by Georgi Evtimov March 03, 2007

Slapping the monkey

British slang for masturbation

John- *fap fap fap*
Bill- hey... what are you doing
John- Not slapping the monkey if thats what you think

by Shamingo June 18, 2011