Size

(verb) When something goes wrong or when something funny happens to someone. They get sized. Usually people shout out "SIZE" when they see it happening.

Originated in Palm Beach County, Fl

Tia got sized when crystal called her a good for nothing poor worthless duck in front of all her friends. Crystal sized the hell out of Tia

by E. Trill March 7, 2009

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disappointing size

The forerunner of fun sized chocolate bars.

Here Son, a bag of 40 dissapionting sized chocolate bars to hand out to your friends at your birthday party.

by chris carter September 9, 2004

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gavens dick size

Massively huge penis. Enormously engorged penis.

"Bro, You got a gavens dick size"

by Jason Humphrey November 15, 2020

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1- Wener (1 inch erect, .5 flaccid)

1.5-PP (1.5 inches erect, 1 flaccid)

2-Penis (2 inches erect, 1.5 flaccid)

2.5-Big Boy (3 inches erect, 2 flaccid)

3-Dick ( 4 or 5 inches depending on confidence, 2.5 inches flaccid)

3.5-Moby Dick (5 inches erect, 3 flaccid)

4-Cock (6-7 inches erect, 4 flaccid)

4.5-Massive Cock (8-9 inches erect, 5 flaccid)

5-Horse Cock (10 inches erect, 7 flaccid)

5.5-The Leviathan (12 inches, 8 flaccid)

6-The Destroy of Worlds (1ft, 2 inches erect, 1ft flaccid)

-If you are in 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮𝙨, you automatically have a cock

John - "What's your size? "
Kevin- "Check The Size Chart"

by Sharkacorn May 1, 2020

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Perfect size

It depends on how she says it.

When your girlfriend says “your dick is the perfect size for me” it means she prefers your dick size to other sizes. If she say “I love your dick it’s the perfect size” I’m sorry but she’s sparing you and finally the tricky one. If she says “I don’t like big dick it hurts me, your dick is the perfect size” it means she could be telling the truth but it’s just hard to say.

by anonymous June 3, 2022