Shock and Love is that progressive political policy which seeks to use instances of crisis to further the betterment of mankind. It differs from the conservative policy of Shock and Awe which seeks to use the same instances to further empower the already powerful and to curtail the self evident liberties of the masses.
With the lives of three hundred million Americans at stake, the Obama administration, in a classic example of Shock and Love, was able to use the panic created by the flu pandemic to force Senate Republicans to do the right thing and confirm Kathleen Sibelius as Secretary of Health and Human Services.
by maximo hudson May 01, 2009
The sexual act I having anal sex and right as the man pulls out punching his cock while he comes and then cutting of its head and chewing on it....then shatting on his chest while make their children watch.
by Andrew.Ben.Bunt.Moran November 17, 2014
When you wake up after doing something and someone tells you what you did, or when you regret what you did the night before. giving you Morning After Shock
After Joe told me what i did when i lost my memory from that night at the party he could see the morning after shock in my eyes
by holysaintvince September 26, 2008
Me: Did you hear that our President called some third world countries, shithole countries?
Him: That's President Shock Jock for you! He's like having Howard Stern for President.
Me: Is that good diplomacy?
Him: What do you think?
Him: That's President Shock Jock for you! He's like having Howard Stern for President.
Me: Is that good diplomacy?
Him: What do you think?
by Siouxsie Supertramp January 23, 2018
When you transition to the next highest educational institution (elementary school to middle school, middle school to high school, high school to college) and you need to adjust to your teachers expecting more from you and more work and you're shocked by your grades because they're terrible/not what you expected. Normally "awe shit" follows the shock, thus the "shock and awe"
Aja: Yes! I got straight A's! What'd you get Marcus?
Marcus: *stares at grades, mouth wide open* awe shit
Aja: What's wrong?
Marcus: I got 3 F's! How did this happen!? I did good last year!
Aja: Sounds like you got the freshman shock and awe my friend
Marcus: *stares at grades, mouth wide open* awe shit
Aja: What's wrong?
Marcus: I got 3 F's! How did this happen!? I did good last year!
Aja: Sounds like you got the freshman shock and awe my friend
by Selenaaaass November 16, 2012
The shock that one gets while leaning forward to wipe after taking a dump and finding that the automatic flush thinks you have vacated ..... leaving a soggy ass.
Holy shit - that always happens. Now my ass is wet and shitty - I hate Ass-ter Shock
Or...
Why is that guys pants so wet? Must have been a victim of Ass-ter Shock
Or...
Why is that guys pants so wet? Must have been a victim of Ass-ter Shock
by The Brown Fox January 17, 2013