by MYFRENDING February 09, 2021
The sexual act I having anal sex and right as the man pulls out punching his cock while he comes and then cutting of its head and chewing on it....then shatting on his chest while make their children watch.
by Andrew.Ben.Bunt.Moran November 17, 2014
When you wake up after doing something and someone tells you what you did, or when you regret what you did the night before. giving you Morning After Shock
After Joe told me what i did when i lost my memory from that night at the party he could see the morning after shock in my eyes
by holysaintvince September 26, 2008
The Toxic Shock Method is when you stick a metal object into an outlet and then proceed to put it in someone's ass or pussy. This method is for those willing to take it to the next level.
I love to use the Toxic Shock Method when my boyfriend isn't satisfying me.
by Ilovedeez August 16, 2023
Me: Did you hear that our President called some third world countries, shithole countries?
Him: That's President Shock Jock for you! He's like having Howard Stern for President.
Me: Is that good diplomacy?
Him: What do you think?
Him: That's President Shock Jock for you! He's like having Howard Stern for President.
Me: Is that good diplomacy?
Him: What do you think?
by Siouxsie Supertramp January 23, 2018
The shock that one gets while leaning forward to wipe after taking a dump and finding that the automatic flush thinks you have vacated ..... leaving a soggy ass.
Holy shit - that always happens. Now my ass is wet and shitty - I hate Ass-ter Shock
Or...
Why is that guys pants so wet? Must have been a victim of Ass-ter Shock
Or...
Why is that guys pants so wet? Must have been a victim of Ass-ter Shock
by The Brown Fox January 17, 2013
When you transition to the next highest educational institution (elementary school to middle school, middle school to high school, high school to college) and you need to adjust to your teachers expecting more from you and more work and you're shocked by your grades because they're terrible/not what you expected. Normally "awe shit" follows the shock, thus the "shock and awe"
Aja: Yes! I got straight A's! What'd you get Marcus?
Marcus: *stares at grades, mouth wide open* awe shit
Aja: What's wrong?
Marcus: I got 3 F's! How did this happen!? I did good last year!
Aja: Sounds like you got the freshman shock and awe my friend
Marcus: *stares at grades, mouth wide open* awe shit
Aja: What's wrong?
Marcus: I got 3 F's! How did this happen!? I did good last year!
Aja: Sounds like you got the freshman shock and awe my friend
by Selenaaaass November 16, 2012