go take a selfie

An insult given to someone who's acting like the kind of person that would take a selfie or who's just acting dumb. It pokes fun at the term, "selfie" for being both pointless and ubiquitous on many social media sites.

(Person #1) "Hey, let's play some Call of Duty!"
(Person #2) "How 'bout you go take a selfie?"

by TheThingStanding November 19, 2013

Selfie roadhead

Jerking off while driving

Man I was so bored on my drive that I gave myself some selfie roadhead.

by Molotov13 August 3, 2016

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

by sound of freedom March 15, 2021

Selfie Shock

The unexpected sensation one gets when using their phone to take a picture, only to discover that they left the camera in selfie mode.

Ohh, I want a picture of,… who the hell is that? Oh, it’s just me giving myself a Selfie Shock

by Jfman August 30, 2018

Selfie 503

A selfie that will turn another person on. Usually on Hinge you have the option prompt to pick Selfie #503 for your photo’s. This would have to be the hottest selfie on your profile.

“Hey what about him, he looks so hot in his selfie”

“Ouu- That’s his Selfie 503, I’d let him do ungodly things to me”

by planether August 20, 2024

selfie

a photo or a picture that one has taken of oneself, typically one taken with a camera on the smartphone and shared on the social networks.

My friend and I taked a selfie yesterday.
Elsa is alway taking her selfie in our class.

by Takeshi2k8 July 5, 2022

Selfie Fucker

Someone who takes an endless amount of selfies with no end in sight

Have you seen XYZ's Instagram? Just photos of themself, they're such a selfie fucker

by em2020 May 28, 2017