Saying no offence does not take away the fact that you said something that you intended offence for in your mind. Those who say this are tools, and try to hide the fact they are tools.
by iLoveCHiPS December 25, 2009
by spankyhamsandwich December 11, 2009
When you are fingering a girl and your hand comes back very wet without you having done almost nothing, you are allowed to have sex without a condom.
by jojokokoploplobeebee December 25, 2016
The rules are made by thems and not by us fellows who have to follow them. There is no say in thems the rules so you just have to live with it. Thems the rules are mandatory and have to be followed no mater what. Although thems the rules may not be what you want thems the rules to be you must be follow thems. Always remember thems the rules are not made by our peers but by thems.
by Indians Slayer July 31, 2020
The rule/man law that states that in order for a man to lose his virginity, the person he has sex with must be at least a 5 out of 10.
He got laid for the first time, but considering the chick was a 3, it doesn't count, violating The 5 Rule
by RRJKBG January 17, 2011
(Noun) If an individual refuses a transaction due to a 5% or less difference in equity then they are of the Jewish faith.
1. Frank: Hey dude you should buy a couple of Baja Blast Mountain Dews.
Bill: Nah bro, Dr. Pepper is approximately 3.7% cheaper!
Frank: dude you just broke the 5% rule, I hereby admit you to the Jewish faith.
2. Mark: I just got this amazing deal on amazon !
5.215% off that new stereo!
Alex: As long as it's not 5% or below, you dont wanma break the 5% rule. Its practically gospel! (Irony)
Bill: Nah bro, Dr. Pepper is approximately 3.7% cheaper!
Frank: dude you just broke the 5% rule, I hereby admit you to the Jewish faith.
2. Mark: I just got this amazing deal on amazon !
5.215% off that new stereo!
Alex: As long as it's not 5% or below, you dont wanma break the 5% rule. Its practically gospel! (Irony)
by wwetnaojw1 June 27, 2014