questionitis

Questionitis is a very common psychological state where you start questioning absolutely everything in existence in your vicinity. It is very infectious and very deadly, known to cause confusion if not cured.

"I think I'm suffering from Questionitis"
"What makes you think so?"

by SnowyDragon March 29, 2020

When you have any other questions you may not be obtained

You have been so bored that you start typing

Person 1: how bored are you??
Person 2: When you have any other questions you may not be obtained

Person 1: wtf

by expectence September 1, 2025

Plural Question Mark?

When your Bestie asks you a question and makes the subject plural in the sentence. You don't know how to respond to this so you simply say "Plural Question Mark?" to express confusion and loss of words.

"Plural Question Mark?"

by mlpoknbjiuhvcgytfxzdresaqw October 25, 2023

The question rule

If two people ask each other questions the person that was asked first has to answer first

-Do you like pizza?
-Do you?
-I asked you first
-Oh youre right
*Thinking: damn that was smart*
Due to the question rule they have to answer first

by SwagCutie March 10, 2021

Open Question

I mean.... Some of them are jokes. Some of them a musing on random topics. Refutations of sophistical arguments. Monologues. Some things I enjoy. Autobiography. You know? And one open question that remains unanswered.

Hym "To say that I'm 'Playing IT off as a joke' is a largely conflationary and intellectually dishonest way of looking as things. By 'IT' I belive you're referring to the open question. And again, I never did that. Which reminds me... I still haven't gotten an answer. I've given you exactly 2 options. Apparently Jordan isn't the only person who has issues answering yes or no questions. Take your time. I'm not really in a hurry. It is cute that you think I'd let you trick me into letting you use the machine against me. That's hilarious. I mean look at Dr. Petersnatch. You can see the frustration in his eyes. His precious hierarchy turning against him. It's poetic. But, all that aside, this has been an illuminating experience. And that's good. I want people to see what people are actually like. It's good. Transparency is good. Bad in the day, I didn't really know what the score was. I do now! So, I'm glad I could give that to all of you. It really is nice to be able to do this for all of you."

by Hym Iam January 15, 2023

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Coconut questions

Someone who projects his/her own intention and physical actions.

"I know you mean well, without coconut questions we can understand each other better. I don't invent meaning because I don't have the inability to deal with grief. "

by Communi February 18, 2021