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Pump Weasel

A derogatory comment aimed at an individual who has no social skills whatsoever and is generally perceived to be lower than a snake's belly.
Oi, don't drop your crap in the street you pump weasel!
by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 28, 2009
mugGet the Pump Weaselmug.

Malaysian pump

When several Asians condensed in a small room all get on the floor and inject steroids into eachothers penis’, then they fuck for a better sensation.
James: How are you doing this morning?
Rory: Feeling relaxed after my Malaysian Pump last night
by Malaysian Stud February 11, 2022
mugGet the Malaysian pumpmug.

pumping the pig

When a NAVY SEAL works out lifting an excessive amount of heavy weights.
NAVY SEAL Hamster: Hey bro, I am hitting the gym.....
FRIEND: Right on, what will you be focusing on?
NAVY SEAL Hamster: Going to be pumping the pig brah......
by Stizzi March 20, 2016
mugGet the pumping the pigmug.

Lil pump

Cancerous crack that only cares about money to buy the latest vibrator for his minor girlfriend.
Jack: that guy bought the latest vibrator of amazon. He is probably a lil pump
by epicgamer23 February 18, 2020
mugGet the Lil pumpmug.

Breast Pump

When you meet a woman for the first time and she has massive jugs but once she produces offspring her output is about one milliliter. You cry while watching the breast pump producing the same amount of milk as male ejaculate. This, of course, forces the man to spend immense amounts of money on formula.
Yo, I knocked this chick up with 36d’s thinking I wouldn’t have to spend money on formula. We tried the breast pump but with limited success.

Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.
by Mike Panama April 30, 2022
mugGet the Breast Pumpmug.

frost pump

While engaged in sexual activity, stick your erected penile in a cup of ice:; while staying hard let penile become icy cold. Then pump ice penis inside desired hole(s).
by Bennifur August 30, 2019
mugGet the frost pumpmug.

Shit Pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right. a.k.a A pumper of shit.
" God damn Private Knowles, you F*@#$%# shit pump"
Close your computer you Shit Pump
by Cpl Pump May 20, 2022
mugGet the Shit Pumpmug.

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