Puddle Jumper

One that has sex or promices to have sex with whoever holds the bigger bag. Not to be confused by bag whore a puddle jumper will do whatever sexual favor only to be smoked out.

Damn look at Cindy acting like a damn puddle jumper again.

by Hottinthedark May 12, 2019

puddle dipping

Sticking you penis in a wet vagina.

Tammy how about some early morning puddle dipping before we go to work?

by Red Oak January 20, 2019

Neapolitan fuck puddle

The after affects of having anal sex with or without consent consisting of shit, Semen and blood

I’m really getting sick and tired of my roommate leaving his Neapolitan fuck puddles all over the couch

by The Jeep nut February 3, 2022

Producing puddles

Making a woman squirt with the wiggle of the tongue.

You aint a Rockstar if you arent producing puddles between the legs of every woman you meet..

by Rockstar/Cookie/Jr May 6, 2022

In the Puddle

Crushing Hard .

' Maneee Shawty Got Me In the Puddle '

by HarlemMacySunshinee. September 14, 2009

Puddle of SHIT

A term used by Chernorizets Hrabr to describe Puddle of Mudd. Because Wes Scantlin can't remember he's not Kurt Cobain...or something.
Do you remember when I said Wes Scantlin was accused of lip-syncing? Well, I guess I should stay in the center, and just let the chaos happen.

They're a Puddle of SHIT.

by 7568ino November 2, 2023

puddle disease

When a person is addicted to using drugs in the form of a puddle, whether its smoking, or injecting.

Jenny had the puddle disease since she was 14 when she started smoking shards, and now she bangs em.

by Cloud Sniper February 21, 2014