jerry predator

Someone who seemed like a total fuckup, but redeems themself with a hot girl, tons of popularity, and respect. The process isn't quick if you've been friends with them over the time, as sometimes it seems like it takes a hundred years before they reach this point of badassery.

Man, you see Jerry Predator over there, remember back in college when that failure kept screwing everything up? Never thought he'd make such a huge comeback like this.

by Randy The Xenomorph September 19, 2016

Motion predator

A guy who has massive dick and hunts for pussy

Alan: I am a motion predator
Fred: pussy am i right i lie alabama hot pocket

by jansebsull December 15, 2016

almost peed my pants

APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.

When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)

by lawaimike December 16, 2016

king predator

A character from the famous movie alien vs predator except that this one is a king and his hair is all fucked up and his hair looks like a mop and has fried chicken legs.

That charles makes an excellent king predator.

by King predator March 30, 2017

bryan pereda

Has a huge penis

Arent u bryan pereda

by Lazaro June 19, 2017

Credit Predator

Someone who has bad credit and prays on others co-signs

"I can't stand John he keeps asking for a co-sign on a car he's such a credit predator!"

by Leidiana.D December 22, 2017

card predator

Any website or business that is created simply to steal your credit or debit card

Hey, don’t trust those sites! You never know if they’re just card predators

by THEGMANERER July 10, 2018