poker

The card game that keeps you hooked and takes all your savings until you live in your parent's basement.

Poker is like sex: the looser you are, the easier it is to get fucked.

by IPwnN00bs April 9, 2007

chopper nipple trapper bum poker

a girl that traps ya chopper and your nipple who also wants to stick her finger up your arse!

like oh ouch AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH get it out get it out

by party lizard January 21, 2004

poker face

The name of a bus driver who wears poker hats, and is able to be envisoned being a backround dancer in lady gaga's hit single.

Where da hell is poker face? Is he late again?

Do you have a date to the prom? You should ask poker face, I hear he's a pro.

"Have a nice day," said poker face.

by joey d's bathroom May 29, 2009

poker

A game which unfortunately has become very popular. All these newbies suck and are easy pickings. I guess that means guys like me that have been playing for 11 years can make even more money than ever.

Retard: All-In
Me: I call.
Retard: Read em and weep, two pair, 2's and 3's.
Me: Ace high flush. What the fuck were you thinking with three over cards and those four spades on the table?
Retard: I thought two pair was good.
Me: Just give me your money and never play again, you're a disgrace to the game. Fucking newbs.

by The Man In Black April 11, 2005

pofer

a girl that is terribly ugly and is in between a possum and a gofer

ugh stephanie is such a pofer

by Samantha May 13, 2005

poker face

slutish, flirty, plastic

girl1: look at her! flirting with another guy!
girl2: such a poker face

by shecansing June 1, 2009

Poker-fart

Poker-fart:When someone farts during an important event,like the Olympics or a Superbowl.Usually hit or miss funny or embarrassing.

*during Superbowl*
Dave:YEAH,GO SAINTS!
Tim:yeah!
bob:*heavily farts*
Tim;aaah!Poker-fart!
bob:sorry.

by STTEVE! September 11, 2010