unicorn pot

Any "name brand", widely discussed, strain of marijuana, that nobody has even actually personaly seen, smoked, or even personally know somebody who has ever seen or smoked it. The type of weed you read about in High Times. The stuff so good it's only rumored to exist, much like the fabled unicorn.

Hey man have you ever smoked Northern Lights?
No man, that shit's just unicorn pot.

by somedudeontheweb April 15, 2015

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Sludge Pot

A gluttonous pudgy wildabeest of immense size, typically giving off a foul body odor. They can often be found grazing near food and then overindulge in it without considering portion control. A Sludge Pot usually lacks proper hygiene, grooming, and fitness. Despite being built like Snorlax, their poor social awareness can still result in unwarranted snarky comments towards those who did not ask.

Hey, you better hide all pizza I bought, Sludge Pot stomped n' wobbled through the door unannounced when she heard the word Domino's and gorged on 7 slices already. She then had the audacity to dismiss the quality of the food despite not being invited, and her stench of body-cheese still lingers throughout the house.

by Acidic_Dubzz December 21, 2022

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pot blotch

When one ejaculates into one’s own belly button after a session of masturbating.

Damn! My belly button stinks so bad after I pot blotched myself last night.

by Frogfork69 November 30, 2021

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pot face

A really hot girl who once was a genius but now has no brain after smoking it all away.

Cindie was an Abercrombie model and valedictorian back in 4th grade but has been reduced to a Pot Face ever since she started hanging with degenerate asshalf mike and his stoner friends. What a waste of face.

by Saint.Grand November 22, 2019

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