Two plate disaster 

A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.

Our country is a complete two plate disaster.

Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.

Two plate disaster by Shmecca October 11, 2019

half plate gomi

too full for a full plate, hungry enough for a half plate

Ivre, one half plate gomi

half plate gomi by Majorsuggs November 12, 2020

Clean Plate 

When you simultaneously thoroughly give a woman a rimjob and pussy eating. It is only known as a clean plate if she is satisfied.

Oh jeez Sandra is really mad I forgot our anniversary! She’s definitely gonna make me give her a clean plate!

Clean Plate by Yunkystinky March 22, 2021

Affinity Plate

Any plate or plate program (license plate or dinner plate) that you have an affinity for or a strong liking for or attraction to someone or something.

The Royal Family is announcing the release of a new Affinity Plate this year commemorating the passing of someone important and obviously Royal and to whom they had an affinity for.

or,

Some license plate program that ensures that Google will get a lot of traffic from people who have no idea what affinity plates mean.

Affinity Plate by Pussycat503 May 5, 2021

Tie Plate 

When a guy lays on his back, and a girl lays on top of him on her back with her head pointing towards his feet. He leans his face up in between the opening her thighs. His dick is sticking up next to her head as she faces the ceiling. The guy then sticks his head up to eat her out, while the girl sucks him off.

Person 1: "I ate her out last night"
Person 2: "how? 69?"
Person 1: "no, we used the Tie Plate"

Tie Plate by Aspen_boulevard June 2, 2021

Custard plate 

Custard plate:

When a person(s) cum's on a person's back and then proceeds to eat it off with two spoons like you would Custard off a plate.

"hey bro let's custard plate this chick"

"I just pulled a custard plate on this girl"

Custard plate by Willystackersmacker123 June 4, 2021

Fagget Plate 

The name given to someone during a dinner conversation while be frustrated and tripped up on an insult so you blurt out “Why are you being such a fagget plate?”

Josh was trying to act cool at Mikes expense and Mike not wanting to take his shit said “why are you being a fagget plate Josh?”

Fagget Plate by moekatoek June 6, 2021