Squid pants
Squid pants by Bazemorerized July 8, 2016
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Someone pooped my pants
Something Jeffy from SML says as a way of deflection to get him out of trouble when he shits his pants.
Someone pooped my pants by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021
Stand Up Pants
Pants specifically worn for standing or dancing when going out. If seated while wearing the Stand Up Pants, your muffin top and/or jelly rolls become much more visible. These pants also may be very tight, or the button may come undone upon the act of sitting.
Hince the name "Stand Up Pants."
Could also be used as an excuse to not sit down with a guy who is a turn off.
Hince the name "Stand Up Pants."
Could also be used as an excuse to not sit down with a guy who is a turn off.
Girl 1: I wish I could go talk to the guy sitting at the bar, but I'm wearing my Stand Up Pants!
Girl 2: Oh, that's too bad!
Guy: Do you wanna sit and talk?
Girl: Oh no, I'm wearing my Stand Up Pants. Sorry.
Girl 2: Oh, that's too bad!
Guy: Do you wanna sit and talk?
Girl: Oh no, I'm wearing my Stand Up Pants. Sorry.
Stand Up Pants by hiimbing June 9, 2010
spanky pants
spanky pants by hot lips June 11, 2006
Skin Pants
The Big-Hair-80's pants. Mother's who have a lot on their minds and forget what they're called often use the term "Skin Pants."
Skin Pants by You fail. I win. Loser. June 28, 2009
Swassy Pants
Sweaty pants, shorts, or underwear after participating in strenuous physical activity. May cause uncomfortable wetness or smell below the waist.
Swassy Pants by Precious Panties November 3, 2009