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Renting the pineapple

Renting the pineapple is to pretend that you are richer than you really are. It was coined on reddit by u/shokwave00
"I was always impressed by Randy's Lexus until I realized that he lived with his parents. Turns out he's just renting the pineapple."
by Scarwielder September 11, 2018
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Pineapple Hair

A synonym to the term Pineapple Crown, used in the spongebob video made by Anix. Yes, this is also a word.
Did you chop off the Pineapple Hair dear?
by KuuRi June 16, 2020
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Box of Pineapples

A term of comparison or description of a person or group who appear(s) to be largely unqualified for the task they are preforming.
You'd be better off to replace the bean counters with a well trained box of pineapples and some slide rules.

I sent a box of pineapples to the supply closet half an hour ago and they just came back with a mop. We have carpeted floors.

The IT team is basically a box of pineapples with opposable thumbs and a knack for losing passwords.
by Frank Shelly November 26, 2018
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Pineapple Hairs

The top of Spongebob SquarePants' house, said by Anix in his video about recreating the Bikini Bottom in Bloxburg.
Those are some tall pineapple hairs!
by Despah June 16, 2020
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Pineapple Hairs

The youtuber “Anix” has asked his fellow subscribers to make sure this ends up on urban dictionary. here we are. he used the term “pineapple hairs” in his video where he made spongebob’s house VERY WELL
Look Anix, it’s pineapple hairs!
by peppas.army June 16, 2020
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Purple Pineapples

When you tie a rope around a woman's breasts during BDSM play. Tying the rope tight enough causes her breasts to turn purple.
Guy 1: Dude what'd you and Sarah do last night?
Guy 2: Dude she let me give her Purple Pineapples.
Guy 1: Sweet.
by Zon157 May 21, 2020
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Pineapple Effect

A way to end relationships. When you are too awkward or simply cannot be bothered to find the words to break off any kind of relationship. Simply message the person you wish to end contact with the word "Pineapple" and boom! Relationship cancelled. Please Note: you must inform the person prior to your use of the Pineapple Effect otherwise it will be rather useless in this regard.
"Oh, I pineappled that guy. He was so annoying. He kept sending me dick pics!"

"Yeah, love using the Pineapple Effect!"
by Author5002012 June 14, 2018
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