het pet

A gay man or lesbian woman who often hangs out with straight people.

Het is a shortened form of heterosexual. Pet

"Why are all of that dykes friend's straight?"
"She's a het pet ."

by MTAMTA August 4, 2009

Meow the Pet Cat

A retarded cat who is from meow playground.. You have to feed him every time.

person 1: do you like Meow the Pet Cat?
person 2: yes
person 1: i hate YOU!

by ROBLOXNoob246 July 6, 2019

teacher's pet

some loser that sucks up to the teacher just for a grade. And they are so fucking annoying even the teacher hates them.

Teacher's pet: "Excuse Me, Miss habaloobaloo, Gabriel is looking at my test papers!"
Teacher: "Oh give it a rest you fucking dickhead, do you honestly think I care, just shut up, your getting an F and Gabriel is getting an A! Infact I give you all permission to bully him."

by Gabriel Batholomew The Supreme August 13, 2021

Chia pet

When a man wears a pair of tighty whities for so long that his pubes start growing through them.

Shit dude, feels like I got a chia pet growin down there

by Jdeluc2224 December 7, 2013

het pet

A guy's best girl-friend, a.k.a. a girl he has no sexual desire for but is good friends with. The hetero version of fag hag.

"Wow, you tell Phillip everything!"
"I know! I'm a total het pet..."

by jane scearce February 15, 2008

Pillow Pet

A woman with a nice body but ugly face. generally a sexual reference. From the idea that you can put her face in a pillow so you don't have to see it during sex

"look at her, she gotta great body."
"yeah but she's a pillow pet."

by jthared567 September 17, 2012

The Pet Billy Network

The Pet Billy Network is a network of friends that drive billy around orange county.... the reason its called the pet billy network is because billy is like a pet that you like when ure fucking around, but sometimes has to get kicked out of the shroom room.

"hey i need a ride"

"dont worry we got the Pet Billy Network"

by blairblair September 11, 2008