Premature Epackulation

A disease that plagues millions of FIFA Ultimate Team players each year. Relates to opening FIFA Ultimate Team packs prematurely prior to an upcoming promo.

Twitch user: "Zwe you should save those cracked packs for Ultimate TOTS." Zwebackhd: "Sorry bro but I suffer from premature epackulation, so it is physically impossible to save these packs for more 15 minutes or else I will combust."

by gmenrock May 21, 2022

Premature Invitulation

When someone makes an invitation, usually to a home, before checking if it's okay with their spouse. Usually committed by a male.

"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."

"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas. Wifey said no."

by Daedalus22 August 19, 2022

premature hehejaculation

A medical condition.

People suffering from this condition start laughing before the completing a joke.

Johny has a good stock of jokes and funny anecdotes to tell, but he suffers from premature hehejaculation.

by KulMan October 23, 2022

premature undeadulation

Coki did a thing...

Way to cause premature undeadulation coki....

by Chaz Almasy January 10, 2023

premature exodus

When a significant portion of the population leaves major cities and relocates to the suburbs or rural areas, this occurs or is done before the customary or appropriate time.

There is a premature exodus happening in our city.

by Ali Mehr May 11, 2023

premature exodus

A young or adolescent faggot or queer; a young confused human.

Because of you my son is an premature exodus.

by Ali Mehr May 11, 2023

Premature inhalation

Prematurely inhaling off the bong. Inhaling too early so u can't actually get a hit.

She put the light to the bong but failed to get a hit causing premature inhalation

by BadbossBobbi September 9, 2023