stripper patrick

Stripper patrick is a seggsy patrick with his fishnets and high heels anyone in bikini bottom would die for him. He walks like a model and talks like a model and is a model PERIODT.

PERSON 1: omg who is that

PERSON 2: stripper patrick

by Urlocalhoebitch March 22, 2021

patrick jane

The main character in the TV show "The Mentalist"

"I'm Teresa Lisbon, this is my colleague, Patrick Jane". -Teresa Lisbon

by MysticKoko March 25, 2017

Patrick Moment

When you say you’re going to do something and you don’t.

My friend bailed on me after saying he’d help me last night, he had a Patrick Moment.

by SillyMan33 May 11, 2022

Patrick-sexual

Feeling sexually attracted to Patrick the sea star from spongebob

"man I want Patrick so bad, Spongebob and Morgan can fuck off"
"I think I'm Patrick-sexual

by idf_k March 30, 2022

Patrick Girl

When someone gets laid, but the passive element won't move during the sexual act, similar to patrick star from sponge bob 'squirt' pants sleeping under his stone.

- Yo, so how was your night with Brithany?
-Oh not much fun, just a patrick girl.
-Same as Jesse.

by Mirkitrifikinti_iIshtar May 18, 2021

Patrick Swayshits

When you take a shit while listening to "Unchained Melody " by The Righteous Brothers (Pottery scene from the 1990 Film "Ghost")

After eating all that sandwich from Pittsburgh, I really have to Patrick Swayshits

by DingsCity February 26, 2017

patrick azn

Some Dank Skrub Who is Friends With SpongeBob. He is Also Asian. Also he is a typical Sea Star so he grows back his legs

"Dayum Patrick Azn! Nice Legs You Got there!"

by Dank.. May 18, 2016