A poo that you take before you leave to go out to a party or on a night out, so that you won't need a shit later on.
Mike: I'm back, I was just having a safety poo, any of you guys need one? You can use my toilet..
Tom: No, I'm good, I had one before I came round.
Mike: Ben?
Ben: I tried but it just won't come out.
Tom: No, I'm good, I had one before I came round.
Mike: Ben?
Ben: I tried but it just won't come out.
by mikethompson February 14, 2009
Get the safety poomug. Jeremy was totally "poo-spooning" that chick earlier. Probably got dingleberries all over his mushroom spear.
Syn.
ass-assault, butt-secks, crap-crimping, dooky-diving, erectile-excursion, fecal-fucking, gloryhole-in-one, hemorrhoid-hammering, irrigating-ass, johnson-jamming, korn-hole-killin', log-lodging, mierda-moviendo,
nug-nudging, orifice-obliteration, poop-pummeling,
quarry-quarrel, rim-ramming, shit-shredding and/or stabbing, turd-tickling, urethra-upheaval, vandalizing victor, wood-wammy, fuck x, yo-yoing, "the zoo-zipline"
Syn.
ass-assault, butt-secks, crap-crimping, dooky-diving, erectile-excursion, fecal-fucking, gloryhole-in-one, hemorrhoid-hammering, irrigating-ass, johnson-jamming, korn-hole-killin', log-lodging, mierda-moviendo,
nug-nudging, orifice-obliteration, poop-pummeling,
quarry-quarrel, rim-ramming, shit-shredding and/or stabbing, turd-tickling, urethra-upheaval, vandalizing victor, wood-wammy, fuck x, yo-yoing, "the zoo-zipline"
by Assy Johnson November 4, 2011
Get the poo-spooningmug. Flatulence that has passed faeces nearing readiness for excretion in the rectum prior to ventilation. The flatulence therefore takes on some extra characteristics related to the faeces, and can be readily identified as a Poo Fart by those nearby.
I just did a poo fart and now my wife is insisting I go to the toilet. Instead, I will simply do more as I am becoming increasingly dissatisfied in this shambles of a marriage.
by poo_fart May 11, 2021
Get the Poo Fartmug. by Nedthesciencekidd July 17, 2019
Get the Poo Bangingmug. When you spend half your shift as a nurse with a full stool sample in your pocket, thinking it is an all ready empty container.
Nurse Katie goes to demonstrate how to collect the stool sample for a patient
Nurse to patient: ok so you just undo this lid and use the little scooper to get your...... oh god, there is already poo in here! This has been in my pocket all day! I've had a poo pocket all day!
Nurse to patient: ok so you just undo this lid and use the little scooper to get your...... oh god, there is already poo in here! This has been in my pocket all day! I've had a poo pocket all day!
by Duffman445 June 16, 2018
Get the Poo pocketmug. meaning arse sex usually for gay men
or arse rape(er/rape(d) but not in the actuall rape kind of way
or bumming
or arse rape(er/rape(d) but not in the actuall rape kind of way
or bumming
by johnnii August 3, 2007
Get the poo pokermug. by kurt's bumhole November 27, 2012
Get the poo wakelymug.