Russian Patty Melt

After ejaculation during anal sex, the male squeeze's his partner's butt-cheeks together and pulls away as to clean it.

Sally's ass fucked so good and gave her a russian patty melt and flipped her over for seconds.

by musah March 28, 2021

Sneaky Platypus

When you sneeze in a females vagina, and it makes her burb.

This action can also be accompanied by your mate saying :
“Great job dude! You just sneaky platypussed her dirty”

by The Scam69 August 4, 2022

post-coital patty cake

When the sex is so good that a high five afterwards simply is not enough.

Him and I each came like five times, so after we caught our breath we went ahead and played post-coital patty cake.

by Stefani Vonne January 16, 2011

bringing the patty back

The act of doing something impressive and worthy of praise. originally from a spongebob episode in which he rescues the krabby patty and yells: "Knickity knack the patty is back!"

Ya, what a fine example of bringing the patty back.

by djnatetreiber June 2, 2011

Chocolate Cupcake Platter

Prepare and present your Cupcake Platter. While your guest is about to taste your cupcake, quickly surprise them with a "chocolate frosting" from your bowels.

Alison was upset about the unexpected "chocolate cupcake" that Adam decided to frost at the last second - thus creating a Chocolate Cupcake Platter.

by siriray March 2, 2012

Penis Packing Patty

An unhappy, lonely person that obsesses equally over men and women...... especially ones they are attracted to physically and emotionally. The person resembles a woman but talks like a man. Ambiguous about sexual preference.

When she took a picture of herself in a black one piece swimsuit, it was clear she was Penis Packing Patty.

by Moe Belmore September 14, 2012

two finger cheese platter

When after sex and a man creampies a lady; she then scoops out the man batter and licks it off her two fingers

After love making with her man; Samantha sits down to a nice two finger cheese platter.

by Dallask8675309 July 30, 2017