Plate Sharing

Plate sharing is the despicable act of sharing one plate of food by two or more persons, where that plate is not a platter or forming part of a tapas menu. Plate sharing is typically employed by females or homosexuals when accompanying hetrosexual males to restaurants. Plate sharing can occurr with one or more forks and is commonly known to be destructive to male institutions such as Steak Nights.

May I take your order sir?

Yes - we'll have the fish and chips thanks.

We?

Yes. We will have one plate of fish and chips and share this with two forks.

May I remind sir that Plate Sharing is not encouraged in this venue.

by Gee Dawg January 26, 2007

tectonic plate

A nickname for a fella named norman

Sup tectonic plate

by Hog wild23 May 6, 2016

baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit

this can be said when someone, or you, is in a state of utter confusion. your are so fuckin confused, you blurt out some random phrase to show how god damn fucked up u are.

"god damit you baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit!"

by MYNAMEISV March 2, 2007

Paternoed

Paternoed (verb, usually past-tense) -- Slang. To poop, to defecate, to move bowels accidentally or in a situation in which it is least desired. To crap oneself, i.e. moving bowels when wearing a garmet. Named for the legendary Penn State head football coach who was forced to leave in the middle of a big game to use the facilities. He returned after halftime wearing different pants and later said only that he had 'flu-like symptoms.'

Have you Paternoed yet today?

I Paternoed myself.

You smell like you Paternoed yourself.

by M.Kel. September 21, 2008

Clean Plate

A shaved pussy; especially around the labia and anus is she's saving some hair for the front.

I went down on my new girlfriend last night for the first time. Wow, she has a clean plate.

by RobbieJor December 21, 2004

Paterson, NJ

Paterson, NJ (also called the Silk City or P-town), is one of the roughest places to live. The city was the first industrial city in the country, and the main production item was silk (nicknamed the silk city). Now, that age has come to an end and the city is a poverty-stricken wasteland. The city's residents are mainly Hispanic and Black. Paterson has a very high crime rate and is a very dangerous place. It is a very corrupt city, covered in graffiti, and has drug dealers on every street corner. P-town is a nickname given to it by its younger residents. Paterson has a population of about 150,000 and is currently the third largest city in the state of New Jersey. It is located in Passaic County and is the county seat. And above all, the city is not welcome to rich wiggers wanting thier little taste of the ghetto, so if you're not originally from Paterson don't go there (especially if you're white, but no other races are excluded). AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH!!!

Paterson, NJ is one of the most ghetto cities in the United States.

by PLR September 7, 2006

Platebow effect

When one is given something they are told does not work for a stated purpose, ever...yet, miraculously works for exactly the purpose that it was stated to never work. While symptoms may not dissipate entirely, the root cause is cured entirely. Similarly to Tim Tebow as an NFL quarterback leading his team to wins despite the naysayers. Opposite of the placebo effect.

M: Yo dude, I had a killer hangover this morning...then after we blazed that J, I feel amazing!

K: Yea, man. MJ is medicinal.

M: But that phd I was dating said it has no medicinal value!

K: Platebow effect. MJ delivers, always. Ignore the naysayers.

by His Majesty the King November 26, 2011