Penguin Party

1. A perfectly balanced interracial orgy. Usually homosexual.

When Tom came up for air at the Wednesday night orgy, he noticed it had become a perfect penguin party. Every white guy had a black partner.

by J. Chris January 18, 2011

club penguin

a cool little place for children to interact and meet new friends,simalar to habbo and runescape

penguin 1: hi
penguin 2: hey
penguin 1: wana come to my igloo
penguin 2: sure see u there

club penguin rox

by trfccurt March 15, 2007

Penguin

A term used in the Air Force to describe an aircrew member who has never been on a flight, due to red tape or injuries.

Amn: Hey, did you ask Edens about the regs on our flight suit?
SrA: Why the hell would he know, he's a fucking penguin.

by Cryptotibbs October 22, 2009

Penguino

A penguin that I gave my gf

Fuckin penguino saw my gf naked before I did!

by Sexy Cuban148 January 27, 2007

fat penguin

fat penguin term used to break the ice and start a conversation

carl,fat penguin

jane,what?

carl,well its my ice breaker

jane,ha ha i get it

by doinkbox December 5, 2009

penguin

One of the cutest birds who can't fly. They live in the Southern Hemisphere.

My penguin could play soccer and was named jermaine.He could not fly.

by JaRoDu March 23, 2007

Penguin

A penguin is the most Awesome of birds.

Penguins,

CAN fly.
Eat other birds for breakfast.
Waddle.
Are simply awesome.
Love Popcorn.
Drink Coke!
Don't do what it says on the packet.
Microwave their dinner.
Live in America.
Hate zoo's.
Are actually multicoloured.
Can sleep for 5 days at a time.
Guess the time.
Hate Miley Cyrus.

Miley Cyrus: OMFG, Did you see that cute penguin back there?

Randomer: Yes.

Penguin: I HATE YOU MILEY CYRUS!

by Holliiee March 10, 2009