Pakistani Parking-Job

The sexual act of pissing while having anal sex with a woman, then shitting into your hand placing the shit into her vagina, and then throatfucking her to completion.

“Becky you won’t believe what happened last night”
“Jimmy spit on my tits then gave me a Pakistani Parking-Job”

by analbuster5000 December 7, 2022

Martin Partinism

A Religion started on a comic website in the Garfield section, it was probably created by a random Gen-Z guy, but nobody really understands it because half the commenters on the website are boomers.

Fred: Some weirdo created "Martin Partinism" where a random guy named Martin Partin is the supreme divine being of the universe.
Bill: Wow! That's the most sane thing i've ever heard about that website in years!

by IntergalactalEnergy February 24, 2023

post it in the parking lot

To hang out, to chill with friends

Im going to post it in the parking lot this afternoon with my homies

by Dukeyn May 9, 2008

Crashing the Parking Lot

The act of sexual activity in a very expensive car, while smoking on that kush at the same Damn time!

Them bitches at the club be crashing the parking lot.

by Lil Niggas September 28, 2012

Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.

Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!

by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023

double parking

where the penis is inserted to the vagina and the ballsack is placed in the anal cavity

dude i was totally double parking this girl's mom last night

by joejoe dingdong man September 10, 2006

parking fail

When an attempt to park a car in a parking space fails and results in a parking job that is crooked or generally not aligned with the space.

Used as a noun: I just saw a car parked really crooked. It was such a parking fail.
Used as an exclamation after a particularly poor parking attempt: Oh man, parking fail!

by dani2012 June 17, 2009