Buttcrack oyster

Residual leftovers of poo hanging to buttcrack hair. Also referred to as dingleberry
Darn Bryan you need to wet wipe to rid yourself of those buttcrack oysters. Or Bryan quit being such a buttcrack oyster and grab your fishing pole let's go!
by anonymous May 23, 2023
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Oyster stimming

1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.

2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.
"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on

her"

"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"

"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."
by MyRealNameisTurdburglar January 19, 2025
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Tepid oyster

When a male inserts his scrotum into the anal cavity of his female partner prior to orgasm then slowly with drawls the testicles one at a time as the female achieves climax.
Much to Susan's chagrin when she saw Ben's ample scrotum she knew tonight's menu included anal play with a side of tepid oysters.
by Stubacca73 September 22, 2017
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Known for centuries for oysters by coastal folkstone woodland
Oyster folkstone woodland is the perfect area for finding unexpected treasures.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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