Grandma's Rule

The general guidelines use by parents, grandparents, and teachers to motivate children towards correct behavior. It is the principle that we will do what we don't want (i.e. exercise) in oder to be able to earn what we do want (i.e. eat more at the dinner party.) In the fields of Behavior and Psychology, this is known as the "Premack Principle." This is what happens when you tell your kids they can play video games after they finish their home-work.
1) "Grandma's Rule is that you eat your vegetables if you want dessert."

or,

2) "Grandma's Rule is that you clean your room before you go outside and ride your bike."
by The Original Korrin February 15, 2010
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Rule 124092

If you ever come up with a random rule number, it has already been taken.
OK, this is Rule 124092. I'm sure no one has thought up one yet.
by spankyhamsandwich December 11, 2009
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ja rule

by Really White Dude December 12, 2003
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no-condom rule

When you are fingering a girl and your hand comes back very wet without you having done almost nothing, you are allowed to have sex without a condom.
Damn bitch, you wet as fuck. The no-condom rule is officially in effect.
by jojokokoploplobeebee December 25, 2016
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Thems the rules

The rules are made by thems and not by us fellows who have to follow them. There is no say in thems the rules so you just have to live with it. Thems the rules are mandatory and have to be followed no mater what. Although thems the rules may not be what you want thems the rules to be you must be follow thems. Always remember thems the rules are not made by our peers but by thems.
Sorry but thems the rules and that's final. Thems the rules have to be followed sorry.
by Indians Slayer July 31, 2020
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The 5 Rule

The rule/man law that states that in order for a man to lose his virginity, the person he has sex with must be at least a 5 out of 10.
He got laid for the first time, but considering the chick was a 3, it doesn't count, violating The 5 Rule
by RRJKBG January 17, 2011
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the 5% rule

(Noun) If an individual refuses a transaction due to a 5% or less difference in equity then they are of the Jewish faith.
1. Frank: Hey dude you should buy a couple of Baja Blast Mountain Dews.

Bill: Nah bro, Dr. Pepper is approximately 3.7% cheaper!

Frank: dude you just broke the 5% rule, I hereby admit you to the Jewish faith.

2. Mark: I just got this amazing deal on amazon !

5.215% off that new stereo!

Alex: As long as it's not 5% or below, you dont wanma break the 5% rule. Its practically gospel! (Irony)
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