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String my guitar

When a man asks another man/women to clamp his penis & stretch it as far a possible before stroking it like a quitar string.
Damn, I wish he'd string my guitar & play it like a lead bass!!
by Gotyourass! May 30, 2024
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String Cheese

The act of pouring molten Mozzarella down the urethra and pulling it out as string cheese.
Yo I did string cheese last night and now my urethra has closed up. Anyway want some string cheese?
by CheesamusMaximus June 11, 2020
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Air On The G-string

A piece of "off-color" music dat celebrates da crude practice of wolf-whistling so hard when a skimpily-clad chick walks by dat she actually feels da wind-blast from your whooshy admiring-vocalization on her bare butt.
If J.S. Bach heard "what they did to his song" --- i.e., da bawdy "Air On The G-string" butcher-job on his famous and clean-themed "Orchestral Suite No. 3 in D major" --- he'd so totally be turning over in his grave!
by QuacksO June 9, 2019
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woody string

Similar to a pull string, a woody string is where a reaction if created when a string is pulled, such as in the 3D animated film Toy Story with the popular character voiced by Tom Hanks, Woody.
Girl: owe you pulled my hair

Abusive boyfriend:that’s so funny, every time I pull it you make a noise, it’s like woody string
by Serenathewhore May 6, 2019
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String bean

A ingredient in cooking good food or other wise used to reduce the pride of someone.
Person:- Bro you legit look like a brick.
Person 2:- Man, shut yo lean mean string bean charlie sheen limousine canteen trampoline serpentine head a## tf up.
by Sussy person January 3, 2022
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Strings

A word to describe a man or woman with no gainsyet still always wears a muscle shirt.
Alt. Description: a word to describe scrawny arms.
Suns out guns out! Shane coming with the strings!
by Smok710 July 29, 2019
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Dingiling Silly String

The ejaculate that is produced from the penis during an orgasm
I hope I bring in the new year with some random chick spraying my Dingiling Silly String all over the place at midnight.
by bigdoose January 3, 2015
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