Nintendo

Used to refer to an entity that is so bad, no other words can come close to describing its level of terribleness.

Originated from the failing LTD company "Nintendo".

Praul: "Why does this JPEG look somehow worse than every other image I've ever seen?"

Tally: "Not sure. I'm pretty sure whoever made it was trying to pull a Nintendo."

by love it or hate it, it's facts April 13, 2022

Nintendo Wii U

The Nintendo Wii U is an eighth generation video game console designed and marketed by Nintendo Co. Ltd released in November in North America, and PAL regions, and released in December in Japan. The console was made to be a successor to popular Nintendo Wii which had sold 101 million units, however thanks to poor marketing, a confusing name which lead consumers to believe it was a new controller for the Wii, and poor third party support the Wii U was left in the dust by Sony's PS4, and even Microsofts poorly marketed Xbox one. By the end of its lifespan the Wii U had only sold 13 million units globally, and was considered a commercial flop by Nintendo. Former President of Nintendo of America Reggie Fils-Aime stated that despite its poor sales the Wii U would be remembered fondly by fans like the similarly poor performing Nintendo Gamecube, and he considered it a necessary step for the success of Nintendo's next major console, the Nintendo Switch.

"The Nintendo Wii U introduced an all new Gamepad controller with a touchscreen, and motion controls which allowed for asymmetrical multiplayer."

by wordsarecooliguess823913 April 21, 2024

Nintendo Ninjas

Heavily Trained Employees in Black suits following the traditional ninja-yoroi, they will not stop until all ROM's are eliminated. When they complete their mission, they seemingly get back to Nintendo HQ.

Hey Bob! I just downloaded Paper Mario: Sticker Star for absolutely free!

Jeff, you know what happens when you download free ROM's.

What?

Jeff, The Nintendo Ninjas, they won't stop until you're dead, I should leave.

Bob wait!

by Don't click this January 11, 2024

Nintendo Switch 2

Nintendo Switch 2 was announced on January 16

Guy 1: HOLY SHIT ITS THE NINTENDO SWITCH 2 AND THEY ALSO HAD 24 PLAYER MARIO KART!
Guy 2: But I seen the leaks.
*Kicks Guy 2 out of the window*

by AEvangelionFan February 1, 2025

Nintendo’s skanky whore

A very hardcore sex Nintendo cosplay whore.

Hey there Jurre! Its me Joeri! Lets have a threesome with Nintendo’s skanky whore.

by JoeDenRi May 25, 2020

nintendo

oh hey! thats that one company that makes overpriced products and doesent spend any effort into their games! fun!

p 1: hey wanna play on my nintendo switch?
p 2: no nintendo sucks
p 1: incohearent screaming

by augboi November 16, 2020

Nintendo

A game company.
They make games like Pokémon or Pikmin.
They have made game consoles like DS or Wii or Nintendo Switch 1 and 2.
They are in Japan.

Bob: "Lets play some Pikmin."
Fred: "Yeah! Who made it?"
Bob: "Nintendo made it!"

by Char_Ben October 17, 2025