Sadistic Nerd

Someone who was most probably made fun of in high school by jocks. Years later he is tormenting them since the jocks now work for him.

Sadistic Nerd: "You got that right, I'm the kid you threw in a dumpster every weak, now if I don't see a coffee on my desk in 2 minutes, you're FIRED BIATCH!"
High School Jock: "y-y-y-yes boss"

by ionisis March 16, 2009

band nerd

The ideal Band kid. More devoted to band than a band geek, and less annoying than a band dork. The arch enemy of choir dweebs

"Hey, band dork!"

"I am NOT a band dork, I'm a band NERD!"

by Me v.2.4 December 22, 2008

nerd trap

Wikipedia, or any other very inter-connected site with very high information density.

Dude I googled "Tesla" last night at 2pm and I was like trapped on wikipedia 'til the sun rose this morning. Insta nerd trap -- I must know everything!

by devnevyn February 29, 2008

nerdar

Similar to the gaydar, nerdar describes the ability to detect nerdiness in other people.

Protagonist: Hey, did you know that today is the day of the kiss?

Foil: The sixth of July is the day of the kiss? Six times seven is forty-two, do you think there's a link somewhere to the meaning of the world?

Protagonist: Dude, chill out! You're setting off my nerdar something fierce!

by defix July 6, 2008

nerd-bait

A relatively attractive girl of questionable status of character that is tolerable enough to become the object of many male nerd's lusty whims. Commonly found in high schools and on college campuses

"Man, remember Trina from high school? Total nerd-bait! I think I only liked her because she was an artist and liked FLCL as much as I did!"

by brillchan August 22, 2008

nerd-bateing

To arguee about a nerdy or geeky topic or subject.

Kevin and Marcos were nerd-bateing all through lunch about how to pronounce "klingon" from star trek.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

Nerd Goon Squad

A group or brotherhood of Nerds that protects each other from others trying to abuse their fellow nerd. They tend to join groups, teams, tournaments, and/or clubs together as a Goon Squad to "monopolize" or run a group or organization. Unlike the other less organized Goon Squad,They use each others skills or talents to benefit all the Nerds in the Goon Squad.

I hate it when the Nerd Goon Squad comes to the Video Game tournaments and Fucks shit up by kicking all those punk's asses.

by Bobafett1 June 28, 2010