Cuzzo Nap

A Cuzzo Nap is when you tell someone you’re gonna nap for an hour or two. But in reality, you knock out anywhere from 8-12 hours.

Hey Pablo, I haven’t really slept so Imma take a famous Cuzzo nap. I’ll talk to you in an hour or so.

by shanekwazo February 25, 2022

nip nap

The act of taking a nap while resting your head on the bounteous bosoms of your girlfriend, wife, chick you met in line at the bank, etc., occasionally awakening to suck on those lovely nipples while murmuring "Mama." Usually post-coital, but need not be.

Trevor: Holy shit! Did you see the tits on that dame?

Steve: Man, I could use a nip nap.

Both: Mama!

by SizzT June 15, 2009

Disco Nap

Any nap that is followed by raucous mayhem, dancing and illicit activities.

Its ok to take a disco nap at 10am, as long as the party starts at 11!

by blackcatalyst February 4, 2010

Lap Nap

When a girl performs such great oral sex on a guy, that it relaxes the guy so much he takes a nap, while her head is still in his lap.

That girl gave me a lap dance at the bar. Then I took her home and she gave me a lap nap.

by mryan007 October 20, 2011

Shat Nap

When you take a very unexpected but deserving nap and you wake up feeling like fecal matter.

- dude u just took a a very unexpected but deserving nap
-- yea and now that i have risen i feel like fecal matter
- you took a serious shat nap
--indeed i did

by word that rhymes with awesome March 30, 2011

dope nap

Drug or alcohol shut down of the body in order to revitalize the body from self induced comatose

"I'm bout to dope nap"

by v MAGNUM v November 29, 2014

Nap nasty

The feeling of grumpiness after waking up, especially after a too-long afternoon snooze.

Him: Wake up, you need to feed the dog.
Her: Leave me alone, asshole.
Him: You have a nap nasty?

by bow wow s September 22, 2010