Mark Nap

Get blackout drunk. Pass out pants down on the toilets with arms folded on the knees. Process of the “Mark Nap”:
Step 1: Get blasted drunk
Step 2: Blackout
Step 3: Wake up on the potty to find
your knees make a perfect pillow
Step 4: Enjoy the solid morning buzz
from the night before
Step 5: Go back to bed before the
hangover sets in (how could a sleep
lover argue with this wonderful new-
age nap!)

I thought I was going to take it easy tonight but I ended up taking a Mark Nap.

by Sambino Venucci September 7, 2022

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nip nap

The act of taking a nap while resting your head on the bounteous bosoms of your girlfriend, wife, chick you met in line at the bank, etc., occasionally awakening to suck on those lovely nipples while murmuring "Mama." Usually post-coital, but need not be.

Trevor: Holy shit! Did you see the tits on that dame?

Steve: Man, I could use a nip nap.

Both: Mama!

by SizzT June 15, 2009

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Disco Nap

Any nap that is followed by raucous mayhem, dancing and illicit activities.

Its ok to take a disco nap at 10am, as long as the party starts at 11!

by blackcatalyst February 4, 2010

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Lap Nap

When a girl performs such great oral sex on a guy, that it relaxes the guy so much he takes a nap, while her head is still in his lap.

That girl gave me a lap dance at the bar. Then I took her home and she gave me a lap nap.

by mryan007 October 20, 2011

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Shat Nap

When you take a very unexpected but deserving nap and you wake up feeling like fecal matter.

- dude u just took a a very unexpected but deserving nap
-- yea and now that i have risen i feel like fecal matter
- you took a serious shat nap
--indeed i did

by word that rhymes with awesome March 30, 2011

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