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Nap-A-Doodle

A type of nap common among beta-males and simps. Needed when your testosterone levels drop to a point that you can no longer complete a basic task or activity without feeling depleted. Acceptable among the elderly but not among younger males that are overly-dependent on their wives.
Man, I can’t finish mowing the lawn, I think I needed a nap-a-doodle.

Don’t tell anyone, but I took a nap-a-doodle halfway during my commute home from work yesterday.

Nap-a-doodles have been my guilty pleasure ever since I turned 40.

I was going to get a blowjob from my hot neighbor but I took a nap-a-doodle instead… best decision since I turned down the Steelers game for one last week.
by Willy-Billy January 5, 2022
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nip nap

The act of taking a nap while resting your head on the bounteous bosoms of your girlfriend, wife, chick you met in line at the bank, etc., occasionally awakening to suck on those lovely nipples while murmuring "Mama." Usually post-coital, but need not be.
Trevor: Holy shit! Did you see the tits on that dame?

Steve: Man, I could use a nip nap.

Both: Mama!
by SizzT June 15, 2009
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Disco Nap

Any nap that is followed by raucous mayhem, dancing and illicit activities.
Its ok to take a disco nap at 10am, as long as the party starts at 11!
by blackcatalyst February 4, 2010
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Lap Nap

When a girl performs such great oral sex on a guy, that it relaxes the guy so much he takes a nap, while her head is still in his lap.
That girl gave me a lap dance at the bar. Then I took her home and she gave me a lap nap.
by mryan007 October 20, 2011
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bush nap

a very short and concentrated nap in a random, most likely obscure, location.
What are you doing in that shrub man?

Just taking a bush nap, bro. Chiefing mad cigs.
by SigmaChay November 21, 2010
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dope nap

Drug or alcohol shut down of the body in order to revitalize the body from self induced comatose
"I'm bout to dope nap"
by v MAGNUM v November 29, 2014
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Procrasto-nap

A procrasto-nap is a mid-day snooze when there are many other things you know you should be doing. The best procrasto-naps are done while it's rainy and cold.
I should be doing my homework but I'm going to take a procrasto-nap instead.
by Brookie Bombshell November 6, 2012
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