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Short nap

When a tall person(Isaac wong7a ) kidnaps a shorter person like me help he shortanpping me ahh
Isaac wong is shortnapping me help short nap means getting kidnapped when u are short and the kidnapper is tall
by sebastian wong seabass September 25, 2023
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nip nap

The act of taking a nap while resting your head on the bounteous bosoms of your girlfriend, wife, chick you met in line at the bank, etc., occasionally awakening to suck on those lovely nipples while murmuring "Mama." Usually post-coital, but need not be.
Trevor: Holy shit! Did you see the tits on that dame?

Steve: Man, I could use a nip nap.

Both: Mama!
by SizzT June 15, 2009
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Disco Nap

Any nap that is followed by raucous mayhem, dancing and illicit activities.
Its ok to take a disco nap at 10am, as long as the party starts at 11!
by blackcatalyst February 4, 2010
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Lap Nap

When a girl performs such great oral sex on a guy, that it relaxes the guy so much he takes a nap, while her head is still in his lap.
That girl gave me a lap dance at the bar. Then I took her home and she gave me a lap nap.
by mryan007 October 20, 2011
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Shat Nap

When you take a very unexpected but deserving nap and you wake up feeling like fecal matter.
- dude u just took a a very unexpected but deserving nap
-- yea and now that i have risen i feel like fecal matter
- you took a serious shat nap
--indeed i did
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Nap nasty

The feeling of grumpiness after waking up, especially after a too-long afternoon snooze.
Him: Wake up, you need to feed the dog.
Her: Leave me alone, asshole.
Him: You have a nap nasty?
by bow wow s September 22, 2010
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Procrasto-nap

A procrasto-nap is a mid-day snooze when there are many other things you know you should be doing. The best procrasto-naps are done while it's rainy and cold.
I should be doing my homework but I'm going to take a procrasto-nap instead.
by Brookie Bombshell November 6, 2012
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