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Morgan aka Morgbitch is scared easily by anything he cant watch jaws cuz he'll piss his pants for the next year. he cant joke and is lowkey autistic. He won't hang out unless there is like 4 people. doesnt respond to texts and thinks that because his hair is blonde he can leave people by themselves and hang with other blonde bitches doesnt have a phone even though he has enough money to get one
Person 1: *claps*
Morgan:AHHHHHHHHHHHH *pants are absolutely pissed*
Morgan by kellencalledmeanword July 11, 2022
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Morgan is a bitch. But that's okay. Shes really sarcastic and never takes anything serious. If she likes something you do she'll never admit it. Morgan has daddy issues or mommy issues, she sometime even has both. But she has SOME good traits. She can be funny at time, only when she's not trying..she tries a lot. She also would do anything if a friend would ask. Step in a pile of sh*t, okay, throw a spider across the room because you're too scared to even smell it even though she is just equally as terrified, of course! Eat some ravioli, ye- well, no. Not that.
Hey, Morgan! You smell like sh*t!
Morgan by OogleBoogleFart July 15, 2022
Hide your mom from Morgan because she’s a goblin
Morgan by Mysticalrock50 August 8, 2022
Hide your mom because Morgan is a goblin
Morgan by Mysticalrock50 August 8, 2022
Morgan is an extremely nice person. When all else fails she's the one that makes you feel the best. She is one of the nicest person you will meet so treasure the time you have together.
"Morgan is the nicest person ever."
Morgan by Owlbert August 8, 2022
Awesome. That’s it.
Wow… Morgan is so awesome!!!”
Morgan by theslimmshady August 23, 2022
A person who gets it, someone who gets all the bitches. It especially applies if the person in question is quite tall, has dark brown eyes, and short, brown hair. A Morgan can brighten up your day with all his goofy jokes and tomfoolery. If you meet a Morgan, do whatever you can to keep him.
Hot girl 1: "Did you see that super hot person?"

Hot girl 2: "He's Morgan, and he's hella hot"
Morgan by The Egg Salesman August 30, 2022