Minecraft Kid

some little kid who plays minecraft and rages when someone steals their diamonds. or just that cringy 9 yo at ur school

Barry Phartz is totally a Minecraft Kid.

by Cringeboy7_69 February 5, 2018

Minecraft 1.16

A minecraft update that updates the never

Minecraft 1.16 is out now yay yay yay

by Robofin June 29, 2020

minecraft pro

The people who still live in their parents basement and dropped out of elementary school just to get good at Minecraft PvP with hacks

The minecraft pro has no life.

by CTCreepers September 21, 2017

minecraft boobs

Its boobs but in Minecraft

Guy 1 wana watch some minecraft porn
Guy 2 sure
Guy 1 look at does valuptios minecraft boobs

by [???????!????????] May 3, 2019

Minecraft Child

That minecraft child that nobody really knows in school but somehow you see him everywhere and think he's your cousin

Josh: Oh hey it's that Minecraft Child.

Chris: Yeah I see him everywhere.

by Yelan April 15, 2021

cursed minecraft

Cursed Minecraft is a trick used by many Minecraft you tubers (e.g Skeppy, Spifey, Zelkam ect) to get views easily.

Have you watched the video “Minecraft...but it’s cursed” ? It’s about cursed minecraft

by 14muffins May 17, 2020

Minecraft balls

When you accidentally set your balls in a mold and they turn into squares

Aww shit man my balls have turned into minecraft balls

by Sussy imposter gay balls October 8, 2021