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Michael

A tiny twat that doesn't tell you anything
I wish Michael would tell me
by Flatpackninja December 16, 2018
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Michael

I guy that got a small ass dick and masturbates often in his room
Michael is gonna grow up and be a school shooter
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Michael

Wow he is such a Michael
by Human852 January 23, 2017
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Michael

A faggot that likes to eat dick and likes to give blowjobs
Michael and his dad had a great time yesterday
by Bruhdeeznuts123 June 15, 2015
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Michael

Kid who cries for no reason, essentially, a massive sook. See also Jordan
Michael totally cried today when I asked how he was.
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Michael

Someone who seems cool when you meet him, he can make you laugh, he has a gorgeous smile, and knows how to treat a girl. At first. Then, he turns into some asshole that only talks to a girl for a few months and then moves on to another. Slyly, he ends up tricking every girl at school.
I wish I could be as secretive as a Michael
by emp510 August 30, 2015
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Michael

An American name given to obnoxious people at birth.
This baby's cry is extra loud and obnoxious. You should probably name it Michael.
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