Michael

A tiny twat that doesn't tell you anything

I wish Michael would tell me

by Flatpackninja December 16, 2018

Michael

I guy that got a small ass dick and masturbates often in his room

Michael is gonna grow up and be a school shooter

by BigBoiGuedry March 3, 2019

Michael

Extremely gay and won't admit it

Wow he is such a Michael

by Human852 January 23, 2017

Michael

A faggot that likes to eat dick and likes to give blowjobs

Michael and his dad had a great time yesterday

by Bruhdeeznuts123 June 15, 2015

Michael

Kid who cries for no reason, essentially, a massive sook. See also Jordan

Michael totally cried today when I asked how he was.

by aknfkaegfbsdjjkrehglhhhhhhhhma March 11, 2015

Michael

Someone who seems cool when you meet him, he can make you laugh, he has a gorgeous smile, and knows how to treat a girl. At first. Then, he turns into some asshole that only talks to a girl for a few months and then moves on to another. Slyly, he ends up tricking every girl at school.

I wish I could be as secretive as a Michael

by emp510 August 30, 2015

Michael

An American name given to obnoxious people at birth.

This baby's cry is extra loud and obnoxious. You should probably name it Michael.

by TheWombler November 10, 2018