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Ryder Managed

Bro, that's now a Ryder Managed lane...YOU'RE FUCKED!
by Capt. Kilgore August 2, 2019
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managing by perkele

refering to the finnish way of managing by loud yelling and threats
my boss Mikko was managing by perkele last night.
by mauno_kollatti September 15, 2021
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management rail

A channeled path. A forced direction used for management. Similar to a train track rail. It can be added to or removed from to enable extra or less areas for the rail to connect to, but it remains dedicated to its channeled directions.
In Atlanta, I am having difficulties with the management rail.

If I add a device, I better make sure to expand the management rail.

The management rail should be able to reach all devices you want to manage.
by A_Tech_01 March 14, 2013
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Management love-in

A peaceful gathering of senior staff focussing on self-congratulation and bonding, with blissful lack of awareness of duties neglected during the event, and of how pitifully inept, emotionally needy and ludicrous management looks to lower level staff. The more realistic title for such an event is used in confidence, as these events are promoted as a serious and necessary forums.
I'm so flat-out with all this work comen in I haven't got time to scratch meself. And I can't ask (insert manager name) to bring in a casual cos he's at this f**n management love-in.. Oh - look the Caterer - grab us a few sushi before the plates get taken in...
by MAKtheVague August 6, 2011
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Managitis

Managitis is a condition that effects members of an organization in management positions. Managitis can also effect members of the organization when they percieve themselves to be managers or when others unofficially deem them managers.

Symptoms of managitis include: Poor and uninvolved leadership, a complete unwillingness to take out the trash, sweep the floor, lift anything heavy, use any kind of tool or equipment beyond pencils and computers. Managitis sufferers instead issue commands, hold clipboards, and point at things.

Not to be confused with meningitis.
Ever since Robert got that promotion to store manager, all he does is tell other people to do things, hold a clipboard, and walk around staring at people. It's a classic case of managitis.
by Worker Man 2000 February 19, 2023
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Manag

Manag is a butthole that continuesly releases. Manag is a ass fountain.
Manag is a human excrement.
Looks like he's got manag
Cindy has manag!! Hahaha
I've got manag right now.
She's got manag mouth.
by Sir Thomas esquire February 9, 2022
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manager jokes

The same concept of a dad joke but its in the work place and said by a superior
Man Rory is so annoying he keeps saying the worst manager jokes
by One part of the Rumblers August 24, 2016
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