Gruff old guy: Some people say "No man is an island." Well, they haven't met Islandman...
*Islandman intro plays*
♪ Islandman, Islandman!
♪ A man who's also a landmass surrounded by water, yeah!
♪ Not a large enough landmass to be considered a continent, but still pretty sizeable!
♪ Islandman, yeah!
Scene 1.
Woman on a boat: Oh no, we're adrift at sea with no land in sight, whoever can we turn to?!
TO BE CONTINUED
*Islandman intro plays*
♪ Islandman, Islandman!
♪ A man who's also a landmass surrounded by water, yeah!
♪ Not a large enough landmass to be considered a continent, but still pretty sizeable!
♪ Islandman, yeah!
Scene 1.
Woman on a boat: Oh no, we're adrift at sea with no land in sight, whoever can we turn to?!
TO BE CONTINUED
by Effective Altruism December 6, 2017
Get the No man is an islandmug. A Honorable Man never hurt his lady.He's a warm gentleman with respect an care bout your feeling. Honorable man pays to get more of your time.He doesnt play games.All Searching for wifey type to give life to.
Honorable Man .If a man say he love you.well he would treat you like a queen you are.pull out the chair for you as a gentleman.Alway respect you..not hurt or play with your heart.never hurt you spends to get yo time.never hit you.thats a honorable man.answer question when its hard to respond an keep it realll.
by Shaneika Marie November 29, 2013
Get the Honorable Manmug. A person who's better than anybody else because he's just ''built different'' & every woman wants him so he's getting a lot of puss. that's where the name comes from.
by s o c k s October 14, 2020
Get the Coochie Manmug. The act of a man standing outside a shop while his wife/girlfriend/partner shops inside. Man Standing involves looking into space, at other women, or in the case of multi story shopping centers, leaning on the railings of an upper floor watching the people below.
by Adman1020 October 22, 2006
Get the Man Standmug. by Caca.lover49 October 24, 2020
Get the coochie manmug. 1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*.
*(Survey of over 100,000 men)
2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest.
3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. They suffer from what is medically recognised as a 'Mild Girly Sniffle' – which, if a man caught, he would still be able to run, tear the phone book in half and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.
4. Men do not 'moan' when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain they are in.
5. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).
6. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are the greatest heroes ever known.
7. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than superman and The A-Team combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting 'lady medicines' like Lemsip, so don't bother trying to force them on a victim of Man-Flu.
8. While it may seem like a Man-Flu sufferer is just lying around enjoying 'Diagnosis Murder' it’s a recognised medical fact that the exact pitch and frequency of Dick Van Dyke's voice has remarkable soothing powers.
*(Survey of over 100,000 men)
2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest.
3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. They suffer from what is medically recognised as a 'Mild Girly Sniffle' – which, if a man caught, he would still be able to run, tear the phone book in half and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.
4. Men do not 'moan' when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain they are in.
5. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).
6. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are the greatest heroes ever known.
7. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than superman and The A-Team combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting 'lady medicines' like Lemsip, so don't bother trying to force them on a victim of Man-Flu.
8. While it may seem like a Man-Flu sufferer is just lying around enjoying 'Diagnosis Murder' it’s a recognised medical fact that the exact pitch and frequency of Dick Van Dyke's voice has remarkable soothing powers.
Male1: I think I have Man-Flu?!
Male2: OMG, do we have time to call an Ambulance? I'm so sorry, you will be missed!
Male2: OMG, do we have time to call an Ambulance? I'm so sorry, you will be missed!
by Jamito45 November 30, 2011
Get the Man-Flumug. A fictional spokesman for the beer company:
"Duff".
He represents all that is malty
and alcholic.
Tends to do alot of thrusting
to the song "Oh yeah" by Yello.
"Duff".
He represents all that is malty
and alcholic.
Tends to do alot of thrusting
to the song "Oh yeah" by Yello.
The simpsons.
"Duff man is thrusting in the direction
of the problem!"
"Duff man can never die,
only the actors who play him!"
"Duff man is thrusting in the direction
of the problem!"
"Duff man can never die,
only the actors who play him!"
by Phoebe April 6, 2004
Get the duff manmug.