A guy who won't eat your pussy from the back because they feel their nose is going to be too close to your asshole but wants the female to fuck them in the ass with a strap on. Also known as a Pegasus
by Mustache-rider806 June 12, 2023
Get the muff unicornmug. An icecream cone with shit and jizz in it, then shoved in a girls pussy, just being able to eat the shit and jizz out of the icecream cone...First, you would get an icecream cone, then have you or your partner (which ever you would prefer)to shit in it. Then have the guy jizz on top of the shit.After this you would shove the Neopolitan Muff in the girls pussy, and lastly you would eat it. The shit=chocolate, the jizz=vanilla, the pussy=strawberry.
by JMTM September 22, 2010
Get the Neopolitan Muffmug. by My Guy Craig October 15, 2017
Get the Stuffed Muffmug. An act or gesture that is supremely generous, selfless, decent, or otherwise rad. The "yin" to a Dick Move's "yang". Used to highlight a moment where somebody has done something truly excellent to make other people's lives better.
I really needed to get away early, so Brady covered for me in my 4:00 meeting. Absolute muff move. Love that guy.
Remember when Stevo gave me his last smoke because I'd run out and the shops were shut? Muff move!
Remember when Stevo gave me his last smoke because I'd run out and the shops were shut? Muff move!
by Genuine Tool November 11, 2022
Get the Muff Movemug. by JoshyP213 May 15, 2021
Get the Muff Motivemug. 
When you and your buddies are watching a film or TV show which is showing a lot of female pubic hair.
by CrazyRetard July 7, 2011
Get the Muff Heavymug.