Rocky mountain spotted beaver

A sloppy herpes infested sister blister

I thought we hit it off till she showed me her rocky mountain spotted beaver

by Suka may korncob June 20, 2018

lucas moura

The one and only, Lucas moura

King to spurs fans

Here's dele alli, here's Lucas moura, OH THEY'VE DONE IT!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!! LUCAS MOURA WITH THE LAST KICK OF THE GAME!!! THE AJAX PLAYERS COLLAPSE TO THE GROUND. JERMAINE JENAS IS SPEECHLESS, ABSOLUTELY SPEECHLESS

by spurscoys November 5, 2019

Revolver Mousetrap

To use methods traditionally associated with evil ends for good, or vice versa.
Inspired by a patent on a revolver-based mousetrap filed in Dec 26, 1982 by inventor J.A.Williams

-This worthless SJW rant blogger is now posting serious progressive content..
-Pulling a revolver mousetrap of radicalization I see

-Let's get some subway sandwiches..
-Subway? That place sells revolver mousetrap sandwiches!

by CrudeWax January 20, 2022

Battle Mountain

This town has a Shell station & the "s" burnt out so it says "Hell". The Washington Post made a literal Diss-track on the town and put the Hell gas station on there mixtape cover. Not shittin' you. Google it. The article didn't capture the true horror of this town. During the daytime souls from other dilapidated Nevada towns like the gas station trailer park community of Valmy & the Crusty Valley/Beowawe region blend in with the Battle Mountain community. The town has a Federal Indian Reservation that makes the Cabrini-Green projects of Chicago look like Circus Circus Reno... Yeah.. it's that bad. There is a Casino called the Colt... When pronounced it sounds like "the cult".. & you wonder why you don't have friends.. you keep telling people "The cult took all your money & the buffalo machine there is no good". This town is also illegal firework mecca of the west coast. I have friends from the Bay Area who drive to BM for the fireworks. Battle Mountain has recently legalize pot so the Bay folk trade stick-icky with the Battle Mountain folks all yay. That's how they talk now. So I see the post from 2005 saying B-town just has Bammer or whatever... We graduated from Bammer. We also got a new whore down at the local whore house.. The Desert Club. Her name is Pretti Yung. Stop by and take her on a test drive. Their slots are loose.

I drove all the way to Battle Mountain from Winnemucca. Our Cat Houses there only had plus size ebonys. Battle Mountain has the Asian chick Pretti Yung everyone is talking about.

by Pretti Yung August 14, 2023

beast of steeton mountain

Giant cat-like beast that guards a mound of hay for reasons not known to mere mortals. Sometimes can be heard whistling a soft, mournful tune from the top of Castle Davy.

Don't hang around on the station at Steeton longer than you have to, the Beast might get you.

by Disgruntled Goat April 9, 2005

BIT THE MOUNTAIN

To be owned while snowboarding or skiing. Falling hard or wiping out on the mountain. To fail at landing a jump or big stunt while snowboarding or skiing. It is even worse when done in front of females.

Wow, Tj just bit the mountain and now his face is all bloodied up! He should pick himself up and go wipe off his vagina.

by Metalharvester September 21, 2009

Upside Down Mouth Pound

When you lean a girls head off the end of the bed in order to open up her esophagus and you furiously enter and exit your penis.

Kelly: "So Rachel, did you finally give Jerry a blowjob?"
Rachel: "Blowjobs are for the weak, Rachel. I let Jerry do the Upside Down Mouth Pound on me."
Kelly: "That seems like it would hurt!"
Rachel: "It's not that bad since it opens up my esophagus."

by greenpineapple7 May 4, 2014