meow

basic communication between the feline and the sapient. depending on the tilt of the head, tail shape, and ear position, the simple meow can mean anything from "I'm hungi" to "I'm bored" to "wut r u doink?"

Head position 1- no tilt
if rubbing against you and tail straight up: "scratch me"
if sitting ears back facing you with tail on floor: "I'm hungi. plz give fishes"
if laying down on your lap scratching at your shirt: "dis borink. feather game NOW"

head position 2- medium tilt
if sitting and licking self between glances: "you boring. wut you doink?"
if looking at something intently: "i c a mows. GET MOWS NOW"

head position 3- heavy tilt
if laying down: "dis comfy. im getting sleepy..."
If sniffing random objects: I'm EXPLOROR kitty
If purring while looking at you from your lap: "u r nice. I love you"

so many types of meows, right kitty?

kitty: MEOW!

by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022

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Get the meowmug.

Meow Mix

When a womans vagina is so horribly destroyed from years of strenuous sexual activity that it looks like a pastrami sandwich and she rides the man so vigourous that flapping labia look like the top part of a cats mouth.

1. I got some milk for that meow mix.
2. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
3. There was hair on my meow mix.

by SilentJi43 September 8, 2019

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