marsh monkey

A long term resident of the Dengie area of Essex, generally with local family history going back several generations, with a history of inter-breeding.

There's no way I'm not going out drinking in Southminster mate, it's full of fucking Marsh Monkeys

by Catterwall October 28, 2004

Marshal

An Autistic Tiny Shit with a little chode who listens to mining away

Person 1:Oh look at Marshal
Person 2:Oh yea what an autistic shit

by Owener121 July 10, 2019

Marshall Ha

a slick fat bastard okay he's actually pretty caring:) who helps 50 girls with hw simultaneously on AIM

hide your chicks! Marshall Ha is coming!

by Marshall May 3, 2004

Duluth Marshall School

A small private school located in Duluth, Minnesota that houses some of the biggest bitches that Minnesota has ever known. AKA the "soccer girls". They are unattractive females who terrorize the school and think that they are above anyone else. The "soccer girls" are friends with the "hockey boys". The "hockey boys" think they are the shit. They are not. They are ugly douchebags that no one seems to like. Marshall students are known as the "cake eaters" of Duluth. Although, this generalization is not true. Many Marshall parents are not as well off as the rest od Duluth thinks. Marshall is also infested with Asians up to their bloody necks. The Asian Invasion is due to Marshall's profound International Exchange Program. While most of Marshall's girls are considered "ugly" or "oger-ish" by surronding schools, some of Marshall's volleyball players and dancers are considered to be quiet attractive.

Person 1: "So you go to that Duluth Marshall School?"
Person 2: "Yah"
Person 1: "Aren't your girls ugly?"
Person 2" *shows photos of a few volleyball and dance girls*
Person1" "DAMN"

by nerdgirl1969 February 2, 2014

Marshalled

a married guy that cruises chat rooms looking for single women. He will usually say that his wife cheats and sniff sniff, why dont you suck my cock since my wife is doing that to someone else or baby oh baby. I love you so much and lets ass fuck since my wife quit having sex with me years ago.
The married guy usually has to find a new loser every two years.

Hey ! Did you hear about Lawrence. That guy got some new pussy by marshalling some chick by telling her the wife cheats, I will marry you...you are such a fox....this is fate. HA HA...he marshalled her ass all right. She swallows that cum. she gives up that pussy cheap.

by been there, done that December 28, 2005

Mars

Where girls go to get more candy bars.

Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. But girls, on the other hand, go to Mars.

by marz.twin March 31, 2009

marsh potting

An alternative to saying mosh pitting, sounds best when said in a heavy american accent.

'the show was moshoriffic - kids were marsh potting all over the place'

by Cockchoker May 31, 2009