Cleaning your ears with a Q- tip or cotton swab in a pleasurable fashion, while masturbating. Named after the inventor of the Q-tip Leo Gerstenzang.
by Edward2yourMother February 24, 2018
by buttmaker October 25, 2020
An old man calling a hearing aid center to obtain a hearing aid but he can’t hear. His phone number is 111-111-1111.
by Yo momster May 24, 2024
by Hoooopy June 01, 2018
The act of going to rock shows at (local music scene) bars by oneself. Often involves meeting other show-loners and drinking too much whiskey.
I met this girl the other night. We were both show-loning and met in line for the vending machine that sells cigarettes. Later we were grinding to mediocre slop pop and kissing on the mouth, but today she tells me I reminded her of her ex boyfran . I don't think we're friends anymore.
by That_ATLien December 10, 2016
When a grown man has a habit of mistaking underage girls for being older than they are. When confronted about his disturbing habit, he often becomes very hostile and rages incoherently.
by Howard Juno August 28, 2014
by William7 July 02, 2021