lion tamer

one who acts in a manner that is lulling or calming to lions. For some reason, most pro tamers use whips to make them look cool.

Man: that lion is angry
WOman: better get the lion tamer.

by mephisto June 3, 2003

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Mountain Lion Repellent

A Mountain Lion Repellent is a naked kristen on a mountain bike.

Oh no, that angry mountain lion wants to attack me. Thank god I have my mountain lion repellent: Kristen naked on a mountain bike.

by mountainlion May 24, 2009

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when i was a lion

alright this is an electronica soloist chillen on myspace.com/wheniwasalion
who has amazing beats and lyrics that are just AWESOME! check him out (he even has a free cd up in his blog)

crazy great when i was a lion electronica music that makes u wanna dance with no socks on!!!!

by dino-mw May 1, 2009

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Teeth Of Lions Rule The Divine

A drone doom metal supergroup formed from members of stuff like Sunn O))), Cathedral, Electric Wizard and Khanate. They were named after a song by the band Earth on their album Earth 2. They only released one album, Rampton, in 2002, before going on hiatus. The release date of their next album, if any, is unknown.

Guy 1: Dude, I saw Teeth of Lions Rule the Divine live in concert before they went on hold.

Guy 2: Really? How was it?

Guy 3: It was loud as hell. The whole place literally exploded.

by Random Person of Doom December 27, 2011

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lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang

A specific type of Art of Zoo porn. In which a woman is fucked by a pride of lions who cum on her face, then a conspiracy of lemurs cums on her face, they don't fuck her they just give her a facial, then a lounge of lizards drink the cum off her face.

Human 1: I jacked off to some lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang porn last night.
Human 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.

by Xochimilco4142 October 28, 2021

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