fanny licker

A fanny licker is also a name for a small dog that grannies buy when their husband has long passed away, this little pooch then takes on the roll the husband used to play (in the bedroom)ie: licking grannies minge!

Grandchild: are you lonely when you go to bed nan?
Grannie: no darling, I take my little fanny licker to bed these days, he's better than grandad!

by Shell555 January 5, 2007

lick my length

Lick my Length - The licking of the penis from end to end

1. Lick my length Bitch !!!!

2. Lick my length you crocadillapig

3. Lick my length pleaseeeeee baby !!!

by Simonmanchester February 6, 2008

Lick the Middle Finger

1.To have to suck it up and deal with a situation.

2. Another way, if used in the context "Lick my middle finger" can be another way to say "fuck you" in a less In-your-Face fashionisto.

Boyfriend: Hey, Tim my moms coming over for brunch!
Tim: But...ugh..babe, i love you, but your mom...are you serious? c'mon, you kidding me? why are you letting that woman in our house?
Boyfriend: Look, sometimes you just need to lick the middle finger and suck it up, she's your mother in law.

by Jay-Deee October 6, 2012

licking the rock

doing hardcore drugs such as coccaine, meth, etc.

Grace: Wow, Sadie's been acting crazy lately.
Hannah: I agree. Do you think she's been licking the rock?
Grace: Definitely.

by DJ_HDizzle May 4, 2015

lick tits

An alternate phrase for “kick ass” like let’s do this, let’s roll, let’s fucking gooo.

Zombie Apocalypse is in full swing; Two men prepare to escape from a never ending wave of the undead, one man loads his rifle, spins his hat around backwards, turns to look at other man and says “let’s lick tits”

by white suge knight June 30, 2021

envelope licker

Homosexual female, lesbian.

Don't bother with her man.
Why not?
She's an envelope licker.
Eh?
She licks the flaps!

by pab September 20, 2004

Double Licked

verb, the licking of a pussy by two men

She got double licked by Todd and Scott!

by Suite1 November 18, 2006