by sakinno June 19, 2020

twice the heat, none of the meat
My girlfriend was in the shower and i was incredibly horny. I could tell that she was too, because i could hear her moans from the kitchen. I quickly pulled out my vibrating dildo, threw on some fishnets and booty shorts, and took off my bra.
My girlfriend was in the shower and i was incredibly horny. I could tell that she was too, because i could hear her moans from the kitchen. I quickly pulled out my vibrating dildo, threw on some fishnets and booty shorts, and took off my bra.
I snuck into the shower, and she turned around in surprise. She threw me a quick seductive smile, and we started kissing passionately and pinching each other's nipples. I gently kissed her triple-d breasts, and traveled all the way down to her perfect pink pussy. as soon as my tongue touched her clit, she let out a little moan and fell against the shower wall. She quickly flipped me over and said "Your turn sweetheart". With a wild vigor she started pinching and licking my rock hard nipples as i moaned in ecstasy. We started kissing again, and with no warning she stuck her finger up my ass. I quickly grabbed the shower head and sprayed her pussy and she collapsed on the floor, trembling as i stuck one, two, three fingers in her pussy. i pinched and massaged her clit, and stuck the dildo in. she screamed and i put it on the highest vibe setting. She lay on the floor, twitching and moaning, and i took the dildo out of her pussy and she shoved it in mine. i immediately collapsed. She stared doing doggystyle, and i cummed twice. I shoved my whole fist into her, and she screamed "GIVE ME MORE MOMMY PLEASEEE" and i quickly found her g-spot. she gasped, and squirted so far it landed on the vanity. we collapsed in an exhausted heap, and did it all again in the morning :). best lesbian sex i have ever had.
by pssylicker December 30, 2020

by Jack August 3, 2004

Steve Martin was blowin' up the folk festival with his Lesbian Axe.
No shit, your sister in law was riveted.
Kermit slayed the crowd with his Lesbian Axe when played his sweet rendition of Rainbow Connection.
No shit, your sister in law was riveted.
Kermit slayed the crowd with his Lesbian Axe when played his sweet rendition of Rainbow Connection.
by Mr. Bodangles June 16, 2013

A female on Facebook who lists herself as being in a relationship with another female friend, while in reality she is heterosexual and lists the reltionship out of some bizzare feminine vanity.
Dude #1: "Oh shit son this chick is into chicks!"
Dude #2: "Nah dude, she straight, shes just a Facebook Lesbian. See? Her preference is men."
Dude #2: "Nah dude, she straight, shes just a Facebook Lesbian. See? Her preference is men."
by Mighty Alejandro August 21, 2006

Velma: Let's split up and look for clues
Freddy: DYKE!
Shaggy: Hey man, the term is lesbian american
Scooby: Reah, resbian american
Freddy: DYKE!
Shaggy: Hey man, the term is lesbian american
Scooby: Reah, resbian american
by Wockyockydog July 26, 2007

Pronunciation: ˈlez-bē-ən ˈkat
Function: Noun
A feline that is of the female gender who is engaged in homosexual activities with other felines.
Function: Noun
A feline that is of the female gender who is engaged in homosexual activities with other felines.
by Human Overth February 21, 2010
