rage lettuce

Eating out someone's butt so vigorously that it causes hem to bleed. And continuing to do so

Ah man I went total rage lettuce last night

by P hobbs February 9, 2017

homosexual lettuce

A common insult. See cunt or idiot.

Me:Hey that sounds cool.

Her:9No its not cool you homosexual lettuce.

by tjar0laxin April 7, 2017

Wild lettuce

A bad case of genital warts

Yo brotha, stay away from tommi, she has a bad case of wild lettuce!

by Everybodysbud July 22, 2017

show lettuce

The result of a professional athlete getting a big head and growing his hair out cause he thinks he's so cooler than he is. When u make it to the big leagues they call it "The Show." Players refer to hair as lettuce. Hence Show Lettuce.

"Damn, look at Bryce Harper sportin that show lettuce! Better put some mayonnaise on that show lettuce rookie!"

by RipTarry999 September 19, 2017

Show Lettuce

The lettuce or kale that lines the bottom of a dish to protect food from touching a serving tray or ornate platter. Usually seen at a buffet or party trays.

"Jill don't eat that, it's gross, it's just show lettuce"

by NaztyD September 20, 2017

goofy lettuce

W E E D

hit me up with that goofy lettuce

by ngrkilr123 December 2, 2017

Space lettuce

A strain of weed. The dankest of dank

I puffed some space lettuce and I’m higher than a giraffes pussy

by Hound dawg December 11, 2017