Verb that correctly defines multiple kisses. Usually a man will send a text message to his significant other with only the word keyseys; by doing so the man is asking for kisses sometime in the near future. By sending such a text, this is regarded as the most polite way to ask a woman for kisses. May also be used by the woman in a reply of text message to confirm or deny said kisses.
Man: Opens his address book in phone and selects the woman he would like to text. Text reads as follows:
Keyseys?
Woman: Sends a reply to man with text that reads:
Keyseys.
*Note the proper punctuation.*
Keyseys?
Woman: Sends a reply to man with text that reads:
Keyseys.
*Note the proper punctuation.*
by B10S September 2, 2010
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To notice someone waiting for something (for example, the shower), and time your approach in such a way as to sneak in front of them the instant their back is turned, thereby cutting them off, and sneaking whatever it is for yourself, first.
The appropriate response to BEING "Keysed" is to shake your fist in the air, and exclaim "Why like this?"
Phrase originally popularized by divers, working offshore, who routinely go out of their way to steal shower time, snacks, or other goodies out from under their colleagues.
To notice someone waiting for something (for example, the shower), and time your approach in such a way as to sneak in front of them the instant their back is turned, thereby cutting them off, and sneaking whatever it is for yourself, first.
The appropriate response to BEING "Keysed" is to shake your fist in the air, and exclaim "Why like this?"
Phrase originally popularized by divers, working offshore, who routinely go out of their way to steal shower time, snacks, or other goodies out from under their colleagues.
James: "Damn it, Keith! ...I put my shaving kit, towel, and soap in the shower, and I was just about to start the water, and I decided to hit the head, first! ...Then? Dano snuck in there while I was in the head and stole my shower!"
Keith: "Hahaha! You got keysed, Man!"
James: <shaking fist in the air> "Why like this!!?"
Keith: "Hahaha! You got keysed, Man!"
James: <shaking fist in the air> "Why like this!!?"
by Annonymous Diver May 17, 2012
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Guy2: Fuck yeah... I'd smash her keys n gray right in!
Guy2: Fuck yeah... I'd smash her keys n gray right in!
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