bitch who orders the same thing as me in olive garden. he's so fucking petty. like it was embarrassing having the olive garden waiter flirt with him because he thought he was gay.
by ikea bird July 28, 2020
Get the kylemug. King under the mountain
"For this city lay before the doors of the greatest kingdom in Middle-Earth, Erebor. Stronghold of Kylee, king under the mountain. The mightiest of the dwarf lords. Thror ruled with utter surety, never doubting his house would endure, for his line lay secure in the lives of his son and grandson. Ah, Frodo. Erebor. Built deep within the mountain itself, the beauty of this fortress city was legend. Its wealth lay in the earth, in precious gems hewn from rock, and in great seams of gold running like rivers through stone......"
by GrunSoul March 16, 2021
Get the Kyleemug. by Tor biggest nightmare January 6, 2020
Get the Kylemug. Kyle is the type of person to punch a hole in the wall when his mom takes his juul away. Kyles run on pure monster energy and are extremely unstable. Don't piss off a Kyle.
by Karenmotherofkyleandchad August 17, 2019
Get the Kylemug. Kyle is someone who stocks up on Monster Energy Drinks for all 4 seasons. They play football and are very athletic. They are very energetic and can't seem to stay still. They are 6'11. They smash all the girls that they almost smash as much as Chad.
Goddamn....
Goddamn....
dumb 5'2 jeremy: "chILLOUT, KYLE. Stop drinking all the Monster and Gatorade drinks. We are saving them for the game!"
Chad: "Stfu, Jermery... piece of shit"
Chad: "Stfu, Jermery... piece of shit"
by kooksthetic October 15, 2019
Get the Kylemug. people with the name Kyle tend to skate,drink a lot of monster,typically very kind and loyal but shy and hides emotions with acts of weirdness
by Yvng beann October 27, 2019
Get the kylemug. by Green dinosaur June 9, 2019
Get the Kylemug.